Having Fun is Bad for You

I used to go to all the partiesAnd make love to all the beautiful ladiesAnd I’d eat cheeseburgers with with bacon and extra grease when I was hungryAnd drink windex coladas until my skin turned blueBut now, the times they are changingMy lifestyle, it is rearrangingFor debauchery may be fun and entertainingBut it is also very bad for youDo you know how many diseases you can getMaking love to someone who has not had all their testsSo nowadays I am celebateAnd I wear a condom in case I have dirty thoughtsI never drive my car past the speed limitAnd I alway wear my seatbelt when I am in itI traded my lambourghini for a honda civicBecause it is more fuel efficient and practicalAy-ay-ay, ay-ay-ohBeing boring is the way to goAy-ay-ay, ay-ay-ohHaving fun is bad for youI can no longer smoke my cigarettesBecause I found that they are a major cause of deathThe tar and nicotine have not killed me yetBut if I got pregnant, it could hurt my babyI used to love my swarthy complexionI tanned myself to perfectionBut the sun can give you a cancerous infectionSo now I am white and pasty and I never leave the houseI used to eat like there was no tomorrowBut then I found cholesteral is full of sorrowThe last thing I want to do is to have to borrowSomebody else’s heart because mine is full of fatty depositsAy-ay-ay, ay-ay-ohBeing boring is the way to goAy-ay-ay, ay-ay-ohHaving fun is bad for youHaving fun is bad for you

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