I’ve Got Five Dollars

Mister shylock was stingyI was miserly too.I was more selfishAnd crabby than a shellfish.Oh, dear, it’s queerWhat love can do!I’d give all my possessionsFor youI’ve got five dollarsI’m in good conditionsAnd I’ve got ambitionThat belongs to you.Six shirts and collarsDebts beyond enduranceOn my life insuranceThat belongs to you!I’ve got a heartThat must be spurtin’!Just be certainI’ll be trueTake my five dollars!Take my shirt and collars!Take my heart and hollers!Ev’rything I’ve got belongs to you!I’ve got five dollarsEighty-five relationsTwo lace combinationsThey belongs to you!Two coats with collarsMa and grandma wore’emAll the moths adore ’emThey belongs to you!I’ve got two lipsThat care for matingTherefore waitingWill not do!Take my five dollars!Take my shirt and collars!Take my heart and hollers!Ev’rything I’ve got belongs to you!

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